August 2012
Reblog if you're single as fuck.
Watchrrobbedd:
omg this did not actually happen
IM DEAD
Who is addicted to Tumblr?
theepichumor:
the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
me: sees a hot guy
me: imagines what life is like when we're married
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
people: any guy would be lucky to have you
me: who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth
milesjai:
I was watching the Olympics, and I...
July 2012
Watchthepopeofmope:
munichairdisaster:
hungarysovaries:
charmingdeadpool:
cumslut:
THE BEST PORN ACTING.
HE DID THAT SHIT ON PURPOSE. WHAT HOTEL IS THIS? CAN I GET MANGOES SPILLED ON ME?
More like “LET ME DUMP THIS WHOLE TRAY OF SHIT ON YOU. OH WOOPS. IT’S ON THE HOUSE. SO IS MY ASS”
LOL WHAT AM I EVEN WATCHING
FUCKING SCREAMING
when porn stars try to act LMFAO
twerking should be an Olympic Event
coldeyesthatburn:
that shit requires a lot of skill
Watchheyfunniest:
damn this actually sounds really sick
THIS BLOG. THIS!
