Reblog if you're single as fuck.
rrobbedd: omg this did not actually happen IM DEAD
Who is addicted to Tumblr?
the olympics: discovering hot guys you never knew existed
me: sees a hot guy
me: imagines what life is like when we're married
Me watching the Olympics at age 8: Oh that's nice
Me watching the Olympics at age 12: Wow I hope we win
Me watching the Olympics at age 16: I'm going to fuck the entire swim team and no one can stop me
people: any guy would be lucky to have you
me: who is this any guy you speak of, bring him forth
milesjai: I was watching the Olympics, and I...
thepopeofmope: munichairdisaster: hungarysovaries: charmingdeadpool: cumslut: THE BEST PORN ACTING. HE DID THAT SHIT ON PURPOSE. WHAT HOTEL IS THIS? CAN I GET MANGOES SPILLED ON ME? More like “LET ME DUMP THIS WHOLE TRAY OF SHIT ON YOU. OH WOOPS. IT’S ON THE HOUSE. SO IS MY ASS” LOL WHAT AM I EVEN WATCHING FUCKING SCREAMING when porn stars try to act LMFAO
twerking should be an Olympic Event
coldeyesthatburn: that shit requires a lot of skill
heyfunniest: damn this actually sounds really sick THIS BLOG. THIS!